Im a ninja
Of the dance floor
I got a craving for whatevers yours
Im a fucking ninja
Of the dance floor
I do the things that you cant ignore

Are you a ninja?!
Do you drink special brew?
Cause you cant afford a bottle of the champagne too?

Get out the kitchen if you cant take the heat
I never eat cause
I havent had a good night till Im sick in the street

Ah bro that really smells
What have you been drinking man
Super strongbow motherfucker do you wanna can?

I dont pay by card and
I dont pay by cheque man
Ill give you so much change you cant even hold it in your hand I I...

Im an assassin of the dance floor right?
I silently assassinate every drink in sight
I got eyes like a hawk a serial drink thief
Im like Robin Hood apart from that Im robbing for me

From the rich cause Im poor
A celebrity whore
Im the type of boy you told your daughters to watch out for

And my hands are like samurai swords
But theyre not metal so nothing like swords
Theyre just hands what the fuck you saying man?

But Im still a ninja
Of the dance floor
My hands look nothing like samurai swords
But Im a fucking ninja
Of the dance floor
So get ready for what I got in store

I went to cheapskates, to be a cheapskate
I went to punk to getta lil crunk
I went to mahiki thought I could be cheeky
They wouldnt let me in -NAH
Till I showed my kata-NAH

Is that my drink?
I-aint got no drink
I swear thats my drink
It was just any drink

Well my drinks been drunk OH WELL
That shit got stung OH WELL

Oh well, welly welly
Lets take a ride like Nelly
We could move like jelly
Were invisible were up all night


Ive got special powers
I can stay up for seven whole hours
I can see when its foggy foggy
Like snoop doggy doggy

Im a ninja dick face got a tattoo to prove it!
Dont ever let me see you waste your drink cuz Ill lose it
Give you five whole seconds to finish it up
Till I come around the corner take a shit in your cup

Im a ninja
Of the dance floor
Ill take a shit in everything thats yours
Im a fucking ninja
Of the dance floor
I drink more than a liquor store

Are you a ninja? WHAT!
Of the dancefloor? WHAT!
Baby Im a ninja
In a western world
Now lets hear it from my ninja girl

Baby Boo, all of my friends are Ninjas too just like you

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Im at a party, Im a girl machine
Im gonna have sex with them all, if you know what I mean
Its like a sweet sixteen but the girls are eighteen
And I cant wait to peel em like a tangerine

Im gonna g..go down on em like a submarine
Submarines are fun he he he he heee
I walk to a hottie and turn on my charm
But before I can start I hear a rape alarm

Its going
I cant feel my ears I think theyre bleeding
From the
I cant work out why the girls are screaming

Im the best looking boy in the world
Ohh wait I bet she likes kissing girls

I still hear the
Maybe if I let her she would me with a
I cant work out why the girls dont fancy me

Im the best looking boy in sight no hang on
I bet she likes boobies right?


If a girl wont come round
(She must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down
(She must be a lesbian)
If she dont like me
(She must be a lesbian)
Ill let her down lightly
(You must be a lesbian)

If a girl wont kiss
(She must be a lesbian)
Or get down with this
(She must be a lesbian)
If she doesnt fancy me
She must bat for the other team

Take two, its my rapping debut
Im having trouble trying to find a better girl to pursue
Im like a fire truck WHAT?! Full of muscley guys?
I meant a pun where Id compare the hose to my ___ size

And then I see her, and I start feeling sick
I say my name is Pogo, you want to jump on my stick?
I woo her with my words, ask if I can poker face?
She doesnt see the funny side and sprays my face with mace

Its going
I cant feel my eyes I think theyre bleeding
From the
I cant work out why the girl is screaming

Im the best looking boy in the world
Ohh wait I bet she likes kissing girls

I still feel the
Maybe she could me up my with a

I cant work out why the girls dont fancy me

Im the best looking boy in sight holy smokes
I bet she likes boobies right?

We are two boys and were looking for two girls
They are two girls lets talk to the girls
How are you? Whats your name
I try to talk but I just came
In my pants, I am sad
Chatting up girls is really rad.

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